#Twst Crackhead AU

[somany-fandoms-solittle-time]

In A Sentimental Mood: A Ruggie/Yuu Oneshot

Some quick Housekeeping! This was originally meant to be a song-fic but the only time I remembered to/felt inspired to write was nearly the middle of the night (as writers do lol) so I didn’t have enough mental energy to splice the lyrics together into the story. Instead, I listened to the song on repeat while writing, like, HALF of the fic but I thought it was cute enough to fit the vibes. The narrator's voice and descriptions were hard to keep consistent as well as concise, but whatever. I don’t think I properly matched Ruggie’s speech pattern but I think it’s close enough to ‘random, working class teenager’ for now.

Also! It’s an X Yuu but I’m pretty sure I used all GN! Pronouns so please feel free to read it as an X Reader (who’s the Ramshackle Perfect). It felt kinda awkward to not describe the character or use open descriptors (like Y/N, HC, etc.) but feel free to add any notes or styles to try out for an open reader audience. Honestly feel free to comment or message any feedback lol! I don’t have a beta reader atm (I might ask either my gf or my IRL friend who’s also into TWST) but it could be fun to have a random stranger react to my writing so they’re disconnected from personal feelings and whatnot.

 I have a fic introducing my oc a little interacting with the Pop Music Club, but it’s making out to be longer than expected so between writing for my own AU/ocs story I’ll be posting cute lil song-fics as well as crackhead interactions lol! Maybe a few headcanons as well. I’m not sure if I would have ever actually started writing fanfics (or writing in general) instead of simply daydreaming about it if it wasn’t for @twst-beam and @krenenbaker , so a quick dedication for them for lowkey lighting a fire under my ass. Not only have you opened the creative floodgates, but actually gave me the motivation to actually TRY and put it into action. Anyway…. ON TO THE STORY BITCHES!!! ENJOY THE THE SWEET HYENA BOY (who weirdly looks exactly like my Boyfriend, lol) AND COME REALISH IN THE CHAOS~

In A Sentimental Mood:

A Ruggie/Yuu one-shot

It had been a long day. Scratch that–it had been the longest year of Ruggie Bucchi and Yuu’s life! However, there was something especially trying these last 24 hours. Maybe it had something to do with how this was the first day off the both had (that lined up) in w e e k s and they STILL BOTH got called in to run some nonsensical errand. Or maybe it’s because when the First Year Squad were supposed to be babysitting Grim the entire first floor of Ramshackle got absolutely trashed. 

Something about stupid bets, idiotic magic competition, and a prolonged chase. Afterwards, Rugs and Yuu had to help clean up! The aftermath of the wreckage was too much for the Hodge Podge group of freshmen.

What really topped the day off was the mission impossible scheme the couple failed to pull off. Originally, the two were simply planning to “borrow” on one Leonas (numerous) credit cards while the latter was passed out for an all-expenses-paid date out. It’s not like they were about to rob the second prince blind! Just a few trips to their usual thrifting stops, maybe hassle with a local boutique and then some semi-fancy free grub. 

Instead they got caught two shops in when they decided to grab some food before being totally weighed down by paper shopping bags. Since they had a later start, Yuu suggested getting dinner to the new uppity wine-and-dine.

“C’mon Rugs~ When are we gonna have another chance to dine like Kings? And on a Royal Dime at that!” they foolishly (but successfully) tempted the poor Hyena into a little more Mischievous than the two realized.

Too bad their Dinner Date got cut short from one of the waiters recognizing the Sunset Savannah Royal Seal on Leona’s card. It took an hour and a half of being corralled into a backroom, 3 ominous threats of calling the police, snarky back talk and just general arguing before Leona strutted into the Restaurant and vouched for his underclassmen. Seeing the lazy Lion not only WAKE UP, but come off campus was a bit of a surprise for the thief couple. 

What wasn’t as surprising was his smug, diva face while declaring that they would need to pay him back for disturbing his nap. After hasty, and admittedly sheepish, promises to the Prince, he collected his missing card and strutted back to campus. Luckily, he was secretly a bit of a softy towards his unofficial Vice and the magicless Perfect that saved his life (and probably his status for not ratting him out to his older brother). It’s safe to say while making the switch a decent stack of Thaumarks was placed in Ruggie’s wallet.

So yeah, in a word, the day had been a bit of a shitshow. A clusterfuck of misfortunate events (and if it weren’t for Leona, Yuu and Ruggie would not only be in some kind of jail but also flat broke). 

But finally–finally–this hardworking hyena Beastman and the Ramshackle Perfect were about to have some peace and quiet! A moment for just the two of them. A small, precious moment late at night. After the longest night of their collective lives, the two were able to cuddle up and appreciate what they had. Even if all they had was encompassed by long, tiring days and horrendous luck… and having the bend to the whims of some of the brattiest Divas of NRC.

Regardless, this time isn’t about them. It’s about Ruggie Bucchi and Yuu enjoying what left they had of their day off, Damnnit!  

“Ya’ know,” Yuu hummed into where their face was buried for max comfort; Ruggie’s chest. “Today wasn’t a total bust.”

Ruggie snickered sarcastically as his left hand paused its petting motion through his significant other’s hair. He was clearly only humoring his lover's thought process, yet paying attention all the same.

“I’m just saying it wasn’t a total loss,” they began to half-jokingly argue, “I still got to spend the day with you. Besides, you gotta admit it was pretty funny watching that stupid manager’s annoying face drop when Prince Grumpy strutted in all pissy!”

“Shee Shee Shee! Fair enough, Sugar! Good thing he didn’t realize Leona’s always cranky… or that His Majesty~ was mostly just pissed he had to wake up.” Ruggie answered playfully.

“It was kinda sweet of him for letting us, mostly, off the hook though. He even let us keep our goodies along with that sneaky bonus,” Yuu mentioned while lazily motioning towards the small mound of shopping bags and the miscellaneous items inside.

“Pleeeease~ He probably spends more on a single earring than we did with his card and cash combined,” Rugs pouted enviously. To emphasize his pout, he completely encircled Yuu with his arms and clutched them tightly. He was hanging onto them tighter than a swiped snack from the cafeteria on Doughnut day.

“I don’t know,” his partner giggled in response, “Leona’s been such a softy lately… but his whole dark and brooding reputation gets in the way a bit.”

“Dark and brooding?” Ruggie snorted, “Dunno if Leona’s habits of lyin’ around counts as dark and brooding.”

Yuu tried to suppress their elated smirk at feeling the slight tremor of quiet laughter. “True, that’s more of Mal’s stick isn’t it? Angsty and depressed?”

“Nahhh, that’s Idia’s thing! Also, I still can’t wrap my head ‘round you calling Malleus by some nickname.” His laughter died down as he scrunched his nose at the thought of his partner so buddy-buddy with one of Twisted Wonderland’s most powerful mages. And a crown Prince… with servants and castles and-

“You do realize that Malleus is like a GIANT kid right? I mean, yeah he’s some super powerful wizard-”

“Mage!”

“...whatever. He’s an absolute beast when it comes to magic and whatnot, but he’s got this whole ‘homeschooled only child’ vibe going on and honestly? It’s a little pathetic, in a cute stray way.”

Ruggie didn’t really know how to feel about his partner’s revelation. On one hand, he knew they were just friends and had befriended each other longer before Yuu realized Malleus’ status. That didn’t necessarily make it any easier to cover up the inherent inferiority or the slight unsettling fear. Good thing they didn’t feel the usual pressure of this world’s social ladder… but that doesn’t mean they won’t start worrying if he stayed lost in thought for too long.

“.......what was your world like for you to turn out so weird?” 

“Hey!”

Ruggie continued to laugh, but it came out a little bit strained. Yuu finally glanced up in order to catch a glimpse of their boyfriend’s adorable pout.  His lightly scrunched eyebrows and the way his ears seemed to fold-in on themselves made him look like a grumpy puppy. Absurdly cute, but clearly bothered, and they both had had such a long day t wouldn’t be right not to cheer him back up!

“Oh, c’mere!” the Perfect said through teasing giggles as they flipped Ruggie over to switch positions.

Rugs was currently (and quite contently) snuggled face first into his lover's chest; enjoying the sound of their heartbeat along with the comfortable extra cushioning. His arms reached slightly down to wrap around their waist snuggly as the two pairs of legs naturally crisscrossed at the joints. The moment he fully relaxed was when Yuu started to softly pet his bushy hair and scratch along the base of his ears.

Pure Heaven.

“Were you getting grumpy because I kept mentioning Leona and Malleus?” the Perfect lovingly taunted now that he was trapped and attacked (with euphoric head scratches) in his weak spot. Truly, an idiots mirage of paradise.

“C’mon Sweet Cheeks! Ya Couldn’t’ve least let me keep my pride?” Rugs whined, quickly going back to frowning deeply but unable to hold it for long. There was no chance in all of Twisted Wonderland he could stay “upset” while his precious Dandelion Fluff’s fingers softly caressed his sensitive ears. At least he could cover-up the way he melted, burying himself further into their figure. Luckily, Yuu was already squeezing him closure with a burst of affection,

“Don’t worry, my silly Hyena, the only one I was focused on today was you. The only one I wanted to spend time with was you. And the only person I think of from dawn till dusk, and dream about the whole night through, will always be you, Ruggie Bucchi.” Yuu declared playfully, then slowly breathlessly serious with a sappy amount of affection as they watched Ruggie's tail wave faster and faster.

“Shee shee shee,” Rugs bashfully replied, “where did all that come from outta nowhere?”

Yuu wistfully sighed, “I guess I’m just in a sentimental mood.”

The two shared some playful hushed whispers until Ruggie had to turn his head to hide a yawn. His attempt was futile however, as Yuu caught it–but instead of teasing him over it they simply snuggled him closer and quietly sang an old, sweet crooner love song from their home world. Despite the long day, it felt blissfully short as the two peacefully drifted off to sleep in each other’s arms. 

[nem0-nee]

Alone on a weekend night? Heavens, you need some crackheads in your life...

Therefore, I'd like to publicly throw in our two cents for a limited time only!:

The [Co]-Conut discord server!1!!11!!

Originally meant for the TWST Idol AU, this hellhole evolved into a cesspool of brainrot.

Here's what our group of deranged fratties offer!

Weekly VC "nights" featuring games, movies, or deranged fanfic reading [Starts at around 8 PM CST and ends at the asscrack of dawn]

OC rambling!! We shall be deranged together!!!

Endless AUs because we're insane.

Interested? Feel free to fall into the rabbit hole! We may welcome you with open arms >:))

[ INVITE ] <- [Has a max of 25 uses and is only up for 1 week]

[writing-for-me-at-this-point]

Twst Crackhead AU | Mini Masterlist | Twisted Wonderland

Here are my rules >  [ U D A T E D  R U L E S ]

**This Masterlist contains themes of a sexual, violent, and disturbing nature due to being an 18+ blog. This ranges from NSFW to Yandere.**

PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN 18+ BLOG.

Thank you for reading this and enjoy.

Edit: Study Blurbs, Thirst Hours, and Confessions are permanently open! Click the link in the bio or [ H E R E ] for information on how they work!

[ M A I N   M A S T E R L I S T ]

Twst Crackhead AU: MC is turned into a Raven/Crow. Hijinks insue, and romance routes come into play, featuring baby birbs!

[ MC Crackhead AU: p.t.one ]

[ MC Crackhead AU: p.t.two ]

[ Tea From The Animals ]

[ Some More Tea ]

[ Azul’s Notebook, Vils Shrine, and Rook ]

[ First Years Need To Get MC ]

[ Raven MC w/ Human Eyes ]

[ MC Turns Into A Selkie-Type Raven/Crow ]

[ Sebek Learns To Fear MC ]

[ Ace Steals The Cloak, MC Streaks ]

[ MC Gets Dirt For Azul ]

[ NRC @ MC Streaking ]

[ Underground Bird Gossip Ring ]

[ MC Is A Bruh Girl ]

[ MC Rides Around on Malleus’ Horns ]

[ Sebek’s Fear ]

[ Malleus Catches A Queen/King ]

Rosefeather AU

*Crow/Raven MC marries Riddle in this ending! Their children are Queenie ( Older ) and Faust ( Younger ).

Tags: Rosefeather AU. Queenie, and Faust

Griffin AU

*Crow/Raven MC marries Leona in this ending! Their child is Luan.

Tags: Griffin AU and Luan

Mob Wife AU

*Crow/Raven MC marries Azul in this ending! They have triplets! Hector ( Eldest ) and Adrian ( Middle ) who are identical twins, and their sister Mariana ( Youngest ) who is the fraternal triplet. 

Tags: Mob Wife AU, Hector, Adrian, and Mariana

Golden Feathered Serpent AU

*A poly relationship w/Jamil and Kalim, in which Kalim has twin girls and Jamil a boy. Amara ( Eldest ) and Inaya ( Younger ) are Kalims daughters, while Salem ( Youngest ) is Jamils son, and the youngest child.

Tags: Golden Feathered Serpent AU, Amara, Inaya, and Salem

Poisoned Feather AU

*Crow/Raven MC marries Vil in this ending! They have a daughter named Branwen, who’s nickname is Wendy.

Tags: Poisoned Feather Au and Branwen 

Bird Skull AU

*Crow/Raven MC marries Idia in this ending! They have twin boys, Thanatos ( Eldest ) and Hypnos ( Youngest ).

Tags: Bird Skull AU, OC: Thanatos*, and OC: Hypnos*

*Each brother has “OC:” in front of their names as to not have fandom posts in the gods tags, as privately asked by an anon.

Crow AU

*Crow/Raven MC marries Malleus in this ending! They have a son named Manu!

Tags: Crow AU, Manu, and Caged Bird AU*

*This AU entails Manu dimention jumping and meeting OB!Darling from the Overblot Darling AU series.

Birds of a Feather AU

*The baby birbs meet and interact with a young!MC who is freshly dropping into Twisted Wonderland and Ramshackle. They spend time together in this universe and often section days of the week off to all spend time together.

[genderlesslemons]

@writing-for-me-at-this-point​ early in the month I asked if I could draw your moth and Raven MC and here is my interpretation of what they would look like, sorry it's not all that good I kind of rushed it.

[mygoldtears]

Epel :

TWST Scenario #3

Vil: If you bothered to make an effort with your appearance maybe you wouldn’t look like a potato.

MC: Sound advice coming from the man who dyed his hair to resemble a turnip.

Vil: *cracks his knuckles*

MC: *rolls up their sleeves*

Rook: Roi du Poison! Trickster! Please, there’s no need for this violence-

MC: Not now, lampshade.

Rook: *nocks an arrow*

Epel, from a safe distance: Fight! Fight! Fight!

[alexglitches]

Encanto Yuu

basically Yuu, but ✨Encanto✨

and what would happen if their family was also yeeted into twst

inspired by the anon who sent me an ask on accident ^^, you're cool!

~~~

- haha, what fun

- Yuu doesn't have a gift, so to be tossed into a world, into a school, where everyone has magic is... oof-

- basically, as time goes on, Yuu would need a therapist too o-o

- Yuu takes after their mum and punishes Grim and others with a sandal

- or something like a sandal, just

- smack

- not too hard tho, since they're still soft

- first up, Yuu's mother

- overprotective mother hen

- has a couple of problems with Yuu's friend choice, but they remind them of their family so she can overlook them

- as for crowley

- man will never know rest now that Yuu's mom is here

- she lectured him in another language for half an hour and he understood none of it, only that he should be scared

- Yuu's siblings are chaotic af

- if they're younger, they go around wreaking havoc and playing pranks on/with the students

- if older, they enjoy teasing anyone and everyone they see and somehow finding out some type of mind blowing gossip they definitely shouldn't know

- Yuu's dad is a bit awkward, but he has a good heart

- a bit accident prone, but that's nothing a few potions can't handle

- both of Yuu's parents are really good at cooking

- so Yuu also learned how to cook

- and the first time everyone actually tried Yuu's cooking, if Yuu was in master chef, they would have passed 1000000000%

- but Yuu's moms cooking is a whole other level

- grim was left blissed out thanks to her tuna delight sandwich

- which had catnip in it but no one needs to know

- honestly, just a bunch of crackhead shenanigans and trauma with some wholesome, domestic stuff mixed in and you got Encanto Yuu in twst basically

~~~

bonus! : if in the Living Ramshackle AU, the dorm might remind Encanto Yuu about their home and be even more protective of Yuu and Grim

[honey-milk-depresso]

Is that TWST Texting fic inspired by Mystic Messenger? (I really luv it btw)

Hm? You mean this series that I'm probably gonna procrastinate on like my Magicless NRC AU-?

Yeah, it sort of is, but it's also inspired by my crackhead friend (I met this year ever since I changed to classes where most of my friends didn't take Physics :')) ) text messages and let me tell you, some of them really reminds me of the TWST characters.

Like this:

And this:

so- yeah- it was also a lot of crackhead stuff involved as you can see-

[tsukikoayanosuke]

🌱✨🌎 & 👗 for all your ocs

[   🌱     ] what themes are relevant to your muse?

All of my OC's theme can be summarize as "growing up" and "coming of age".

I can't give a firm explanation for Magda and Bree, because they are quite minor compare to Jake and Jonah.

Jake's coming of age story is around "letting go of the past". One of the most prominent traits of Jake is his clinginess toward Jonah. The biggest story around him and slowly accepting that things can't be the same as it used to and he has to move on, but still cherish the happy memories.

Jonah's coming of age story is the classic "search for the main of my existence". Jonah is also clingy toward his role as a leader like it's the only thing he can hold on, forcing himself to carry the responsibility to protect everyone and never break, but he is crumbling. His story is learning than he can lean against someone just like how he allows people to lean against him.

[   ✨     ] what aesthetics or symbols do you reference when writing your muse? are these backed up by canon, if your muse comes from a canon? is there any specific relevance to these choices?

Most of he characters are related to their Disney character counterpart, but also some typical anime character trait

Bree is the cloudcuckoolanders anime girl, the little sister trait who always has her head in the could.

Magda is the big sister with the big boobs.

Jake is technically a yandere without the killing, but also a tsundere. Or just the overprotective sibling.

Jonah is the genki dumbass leader who can potentially be a yandere

[   🌎     ] are there any aus you have for your muse? what are they like, and how is your muse different in them?

So far, the only OC with alternate self is Jonah.

In TWST MC Hybrid AU, Jonah is an orphan duck avian who is very guarded and cynical. He's the tsundere of the group because I need someone in the group to just be a jerk. This is probably the most drastic portrayal of Jonah.

In TWST Royalty AU, Jonah doesn't much change, only getting a buff in status as the prince, probably soon crowned as young king. Because there's no way I'm letting him off the angst leash.

He also doesn't get much change in Kingdom Hearts AU. He is the 'Kairi' there, so I added a dash of insecurities.

In MangoBaII AU (based on a crackfic), Jonah is the most unhinged crackhead. He steals his neighbor's (Yuuken) stuff, doesn't have TV so he doesn't know anything about Disney, and escapes federal prison.

Bonus: Jake actually appear in MangoBaII AU, acting as Yuuken's roommate. He's less clingy than his canon counterpart, but everything else is the same.

[   👗   ] what is your muse’s fashion sense like? are they able to dress the way they want to? what would they wear in an ideal world?

Among my OC, Magda is the most upperclass in term of clothing, with her being the niece if the mayor compare to her other friends from the working class family.

However, most if them dress anyway they want with some traits.

Magda needs to be modest in public, since she has the reputation to hold.

Jake sometimes has his 'emo jacket'

Bree always has her red capelet and can sew cute dresses.

Jonah doesn't have any special trait.

[alastorswifey]

introduction + rules

Hello! This is my first fan fiction blog and this post right here has all the information on what i will write, what i will not write, what fandoms i’m in and a little bit of information about me! The blog will mostly be twisted wonderland scenarios but there will be other fandoms that i will write fan fictions on that are listed below:

Information about me: 

i am 15-years-old

angst is my favourite theme in fanfiction

i love writing about hanahaki and soulmates au

lowercase supremacy

yanderes? yanderes.

jung hi simp

floyd and ruggie. that’s it. i love floyd and ruggie.

What I will write:

fluff, angst (this will probably be the genre/theme you’ll see the most), crackhead

scenarios

headcanons

a sprinkle of gore here and there

psychological issues ex. depression (i don’t romanticize them!!)

reader inserts

gender neutral/female reader

AUs

What I won’t write: 

smut (i am still a minor!!)

rape

ocs inserts (even as a side character)

character x character (i haven’t written a character x character in a while so i’m not comfortable with it)

Fandoms I’m in:

Twisted Wonderland 

Obey Me!

Mystic Messenger

Dangerous Fellows

Love Unholyc

Wannabe Challange

Afterl!fe

Vocaloid/Utauloid (not much tho)

Rules when requesting: 

please be specific when requesting a headcanon/scenario/imagine

tell me if you want it to be angst or fluff (because i will most likely twist it to angst i swear to god)

be friendly!

no hate!

i won’t write all characters at once except when doing headcanons (or maybe the presidents/vice presidents in twst wonderland)

i will assume the reader to be gender neutral if you do not specify.

NOTE!!

i pretty much make everything angst. so if you don’t want angst, be very specific about it. or i will make it angst even if you don’t want it to be. just be very very specific about the theme when requesting. 

[hikari-writes]

AURGRURGURRGHR WHAT DOES SMAU MEAN HOLY SHIT I DON'T KNOW 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

LAKSKSKSJS WAIT TAKU I THOT U KNOW--- I KEPT RAMBLING ABOHG IT OMG😭😭😭😭😭😭

But smau stands for social media au (alternate universe) its basically where you make fake chats, and tweets and stoof using characters you want and make stories of them?

GASP IF YOURE USING IPHONE/IOS MAYBE U CAN ALSO MAKE THEM W TWST CHARACTERS OMGGG AKSJJSKS AAAAA like, just download either "social dummy" or "social maker" apps to make them! Plus ur crackhead and knowledge of memes can make a perfect and funny smau for sure 😼😼😼😼😼 i would read it 🤚🤚🤚🤚

[writing-for-me-at-this-point]

😂😂😂😂 Azul preparing a marriage contract especially for mc to sign it. He hides it in the notebook with heartdrawings and declarations of love 💖

Alonside the shrine, Vil also has a whole wardrobe with design clothes, all of mc's size. That he got with Rook 😉 he just needs to wait for the right opportunity...

Goddamn I would fucking sign it-

He has little notes about what he loves most about MC, from the way they giggle if they're confused to how they draw patterns on their paper when trying to focus. Like- he really be IN LOVE.

Vil would have the best clothes hidden away, and when people find out and start a rumor- he says the clothing is for his partner and now everyone thinks he's daring someone, including MC. Villa joins Epel in screaming.

Rook... Is rook. A sly and romantic man that will make MC trip and fall in love with him. A good Hunter hones their patience, and luckily for Rook, he's aiming to be one of the best.

Crow MC just be learning everyone's dark secrets and nesting in the farthest corners of NRC just vibing

[writing-for-me-at-this-point]

Please consider; Raven MC riding around on Malleus's head between his horns just...looking down on people like "Yes, bow before me peasants" whilst Sebek screeches in the background

Sebek fears MC at this point- so he's worried Malleus is being harassed into this.

Lilia called in the background, and Silver has a new buddy!

Malleus rocks is new friend like the Queen he is.

Diasomnia is loving this a bit too much lol.

[writing-for-me-at-this-point]

Crackhead Au: Riddle: *Walks by for like a dorm inspection or whatever and sees Duece and Ace screaming and jumping beside a tree* WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT SEVEN ARE YOU TWO DOING?! Ace: We- Duece: YOU Ace: WE made some stupid jokes about how since Mc was a crow now that they should start living in a tree and...well... Mc: *Sitting perched on the highest limb with several other crows* FUCK SCHOOL! I'M LIVING WITH MY OWN KIND NOW! CAW CAW BITCHES!!!

Crowley probably enables MC too lmao.

It's up to the dorm leaders to help turn MC back as the first years try to rangle the bitch in.

Vil is working the front lines, and once the position is done, gives to to Kalim who probably pours it on one of the fruits he feeds you to turn you back.

Or maybe Ortho goes to the park and feeds MC the spiked bread.

Catch Jack running to cover MC with his jacket and Sebek taking his pants off so MC has some clothes 😂 like they never thought to bring extra clothes or a blanket.

Sebek be wearing boxers with thorns wrapped around the ass or something lmao

[writing-for-me-at-this-point]

Crackhead! Au idea. Since Mc gets the scoop on everyone in NRC Azul literally pays them to get certain information on people. Random Student: "What?! How do you know my deepest, darkest secret?!" Azul, smirking: "Let's just say a little birdie told me.." Mc, in the shadows just radiating smugness and raking their claws over some cash: What can I say, except, you're welcome ;)

MC will be able to rebuild Ramshackle from the foundation up and still be able to Glucose Guardian half of the main cash with extra spending money too.

I would deadass fear MC and Azuls partnership because no one would know id the crow is just a regular or MC. They often forget they can also speak with the other animals as well.

[writing-for-me-at-this-point]

Crackhead au: what if mc turns into a selkie-but-bird of a creature, where they have to wear a coat made of black feathers to turn into a raven and if they take the coat off, they just go back to their naked human form?

AHAHAHA YES THIS IS AMAZING

MC has Crowley S H O O K

MC uses their crow form to watch Divus and Moses make the test answer keys and remembers them all due to their even-better-now memory.

They accidentally turn back when making their way to Ramshackle and Rook catches a glance to MCs body.

[writing-for-me-at-this-point]

Sebek: Let's open the blinds and maybe we can see some stars out today! *Opens the blinds* MC: *sitting outside the window in a tree with a murder of crows that have red glowing eyes* Sebek: AAAAAAA-

MC tormenting Sebek for turning them back into a human, but uses the feather coat to turn back and haunt his ass, never letting him live it down.

MCs murder of crows gets all the tea on Sebek and probably broke his precious portrait of Malleus by throwing it out the window at MC when they kept waking him up.